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quotes[0]='Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Albert Einstein 1879-1955, German-born American theoretical physicist</i>'

quotes[1]='Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Woody Allen 1935-, brilliant comedian, actor, director, screenwriter and playwright</i>'

quotes[2]='A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Robert Frost, American poet</i>'

quotes[3]='Capital as such is not evil; it is its wrong use that is evil. Capital in some form or other will always be needed. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Mahatma Gandhi 1869–1948, Indian deep thinker and constant experimenter</i>'

quotes[4]='The surest way to ruin a man who does not know how to handle money is to give him some. <p &nbsp;</p><i>George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950, Irish critic and playwright</i>'

quotes[5]='Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. <p &nbsp;</p><i>William Shakespeare 1564-1616, Hamlet, Act 1 scene 3</i>'

quotes[6]='There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. <p &nbsp;</p><i>L. M. Boyd</i>'

quotes[7]='Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. <p &nbsp;</p><i>John Kenneth Galbraith 1908-, American Economist</i>'

quotes[8]='If you can actually count your money, then you are not really a rich man. <p &nbsp;</p><i>J. Paul Getty 1892-1976, American industrialist</i>'

quotes[9]='Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five. <p &nbsp;</p><i>William Somerset Maugham 1874-1965, British novelist</i>'

quotes[10]='If you want quick and effective results you must put the money in. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Edward Bullard 1907-1980, British geophysicist</i>'

quotes[11]='Never ask of money spent, where the spender thinks it went. Nobody was ever meant, to remember or invent, what he did with every cent. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Robert Frost 1874-1963, American poet</i>'

quotes[12]='Take the money and run. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Film by Mickey Rose and Woody Allen, 1969</i>'

quotes[13]='Accountants are the witch-doctors of the modern world and willing to turn their hands to any kind of magic. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Charles Eustace Harman 1894-1970, British judge</i>'

quotes[14]='He who owns a hundred sheep must fight with fifty wolves. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Plutarchus 50-120, Greek philosopher</i>'

quotes[15]='Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don`t make. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Donald Trump 1946-, American Businessman</i>'

quotes[16]='Watch the costs and the profits will take care of themselves. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Andrew Carnegie 1835-1919, Scottish industrialist </i>'

quotes[17]='It is not how much you make that counts but how much money you keep. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Robert Kiyosaki, investor, businessman and author of best-seller Rich Dad Poor Dad </i>'

quotes[18]='Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Andy Warhol 1928-1987, artist and filmmaker </i>'

quotes[19]='Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Agatha Christie 1890-1976, The Queen of Crime </i>'

quotes[20]='Money doesn`t talk, it swears. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Bob Dylan 1941-, influential Rock musician </i>'

quotes[21]='Don`t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. <p &nbsp;</p><i>George Burns 1896-1996, legendary vaudeville comedian and film maker </i>'

quotes[22]='I`d like to live as a poor man with lots of money. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Pablo Picasso 1881-1973, Spanish painter and sculptor </i>'

quotes[23]='I want a man who`s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? <p &nbsp;</p><i>Zsa Zsa Gabor 1917-,  Hungarian actress and prototypical "professional celebrity": famous merely for being famous </i>'

quotes[24]='If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Woody Allen 1935-, brilliant comedian, actor, director, screenwriter and playwright </i>'

quotes[25]='In some mergers there truly are synergies - though often times the acquirer pays too much for them - but at other times the cost and revenue benefits that are projected prove illusory. Of one thing, however, be certain: if a CEO is enthused about a particularly foolish acquisition, both his internal staff and his outside advisors will come up with whatever projections are needed to justify his stance. Only in fairy tales are emperors told that they are naked. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Warren Buffet 1930-, American investment entrepreneur </i>'

quotes[26]='Last month I blew $5000 on a reincarnation seminar. I figured, hey, you only live once. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Randy Shakes </i>'

quotes[27]='A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you  don`t need it. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Bob Hope </i>'

quotes[28]='The business enterprise has two and only two basic functions: marketing and innovation. Marketing and innovation produce results; all the rest are costs. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Peter Drucker in `The Practice of Management` </i>'

quotes[29]='You don`t know who`s swimming naked until the tide goes out. <p &nbsp;</p><i>Warren Buffet 1930-, American investment entrepreneur </i>'

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